it glows. i had to have it.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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