well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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