At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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