I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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