I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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