Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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