Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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