The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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