That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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