therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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