did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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