I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You pole danced in your parka.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?