Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.