Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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