no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just found a bag of teeth...
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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