Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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