Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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