? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
i've created a new STD.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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