you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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