yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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