I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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