why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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