I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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