so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Randomize
