ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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