According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Be still, my beating vagina.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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