In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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