no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I still have a little drunk in my system
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
