i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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