This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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