I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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