He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
birth control should be required to get into college
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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