I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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