Everything about him screamed your future.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize
