I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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