I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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