I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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