I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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