When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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