i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Green mimosas i think yes
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
BRING THE BAGELS
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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