I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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