I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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