It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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