Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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