I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
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