i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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