Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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