Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
My cat gives me a boner
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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