I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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