Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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