if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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