it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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