Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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