all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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