the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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