I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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