school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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