what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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