Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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