Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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