I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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