I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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