Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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